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There's Still Time!!!

nospam@example.com (he) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:21:11 -0500

Do what you can to fight the good fight!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Anyone Watching the Onion?

nospam@example.com (he) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:38:22 -0500

They have a new meme going where they pretend(?) to have to sold themselves to China as an official government propaganda machine.

The Onion: China News and Salvage Fishery

Enjoy important news like:

Nothing Happens to 28 Tibetan Protesters...and their Families.
American Workers Protest about Over-Ventilation of Factories.
Clear American Sky A Constant Reminder Of Industrial Inferiority

HA!!! Love it!

That Sounds About Right

nospam@example.com (L) — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:48:05 -0500

I love the Onion. Here is a little insight into how the presidential campaigns are going.

Number of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four

The....FUTURE...

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:39:54 -0500

The Onion does it again...

Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin' Dots

FCC Obscenity Clarification

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:19:05 -0500

Never before have I said this - in fact, every other time in history I have said the exact opposite; the FCC's rules for obscenity are perfectly logical and should be rigorously enforced 24/7/365 on every channel.

FCC Clarifies What IS and What Is NOT Obscene

OMG I love the Onion.

Rock the Vot....awwww...Screw It.

nospam@example.com (he) — Sat, 1 Mar 2008 16:58:02 -0600

The Onion exposes the truth again!

Diebold Accidentally Reveals Winner of 2008 Presidential Election

Suck It, Cheney!!!

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 4 Oct 2007 10:42:30 -0500

Fabulous, absolutely fabulous...

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

Funny Because It's True

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:12:32 -0500

Bush Makes Surprise Visit To Work

Damn Straight

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:44:19 -0500

We've been violated. The government must step in!!!!

The Onion gets it right, again

nospam@example.com (she) — Wed, 23 May 2007 13:47:30 -0500

I've been saying this for years and now The Onion reports it as fact!

Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion

The Onion Goes VIDEO!!!!

nospam@example.com (he) — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:51:12 -0500

Get it while it is fresh...

http://www.theonion.com/

Powerpoint Suicide Note

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:01:31 -0600

My god The Onion is brilliant...(be sure to read the slides)

Project Manager Leaves Suicide Note in Powerpoint

Deadbeat Granddads

nospam@example.com (he) — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:15:30 -0500

(While posting the last entry...I came across this...Ha ha!!!!)

More Deadbeat Granddads Failing To Make Birthday Payments

DNA Evidence Sets Man "Free"

nospam@example.com (he) — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:11:12 -0500

Another funny journalistic spin on an everyday situation...

DNA Evidence Sets Man Free

Sparrow Aviation Administration

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:36:00 -0500

Every event has two sides...and the hard-hitting journalists at The Onion expose the other side of a tragedy we never fully understand as we sit reading our newspaper in the living room.

Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass