weier.net - timewasters

Word Play

nospam@example.com (he) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:21:01 -0500

My tiny little brain can't get anywhere close to beating this thing....good game though...

Split Words

(10 words, 0 errors, level 3....at least I still am smarter than bro #4.)

PS: This game must be British since some words they wish you to put together are Queen's English...just to make it even more challenging than it already is.

The Coolest Excel Spreadsheet Evah!

nospam@example.com (L) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:11:32 -0500

This is wicked cool. Just enter your birthdate, or anyone's you want to see in the upper left hand cell and let the math be completed for you (I love it!) I'd up the ante on the sleep one for me, though.
Age.xls-1..xls

NLOS Killin'

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:11:03 -0600

A nice little time waster...

Future Weapons: NLOS Cannon

Evolution of Dance

nospam@example.com (L) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:45:31 -0600

Break it Down
Summary of Weier Wedding Dances

Meet Me at the Gym

nospam@example.com (L) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:38:35 -0600

This is exciting, my first post on the main page! (He is psychic and knew I was gonna ask about this :0) ) Well, this is totally awesome and Bro #6 showed it to me first, but it's really cool and I love the song too.
Enjoy!

My workout

Women Don't Read This Story

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:09:18 -0500

...you aren't reading this after I told you not to are you?
Continue reading "Women Don't Read This Story"

I Wish I Did Illegal Drugs

nospam@example.com (he) — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:28:04 -0600

...click. then just start wiggling the mouse...

Amazing Flash Game

nospam@example.com (he) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:25:39 -0600

Basically Sonic the Hedgehog

Adventures of Fancy Pants Man

(I made it past World 1 with 174 @'s (or whatever they are) before quitting to write this.)

Tough Decision of Sexual Reassignment

nospam@example.com (he) — Mon, 1 Jan 2007 22:38:15 -0600

I was tipped off to a survey that calculates whether your brain is male or female.

...and it turns out the news isn't good. I have possibly been living a lie all these years. The survey (after about 15 minutes of pretty intense interaction) pumps out a result of either 100% male or 100% female or somewhere on a sliding scale inbetween. I was exactly at 0% either -- dead center. (My cached results page)

Now I have to make the tough decision whether I want to go only living as a boy or switch over to girl.

Oh Internet...why didn't you save me years ago?

No Chance For bro#4

nospam@example.com (he) — Sun, 5 Nov 2006 23:17:57 -0600

Game Over before it even starts for bro#4....

Type the word under the advancing enemy to destroy it - type "fullhealth" and "detonate" to collect those powerups...then just try to last as long as you can.

QWERTY Warriors

My first game was 36,XXX on [Hard]....more to come.

Samuel L. Jackson Calling...

nospam@example.com (he) — Mon, 7 Aug 2006 10:18:56 -0500

In the continuing fantastic viral marketing campaign being put on by Snakes on a Plane, they now have a website where you can have Samuel L. Jackson call anyone you want and give them a threatening message if they don't go see Snakes on a Plane.

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com

They pre-recorded only so many names for him to say...so keep messing with spelling and abbreviations of names until you find one he can say. The options for profession, physical trait and vehicle are pretty comprehensive as well.

PS: Make sure to put in your phone number correctly because it delivers that as the CallerID number that is making the call...and since it takes up to 10 seconds for Mr. Jackson to begin speaking...you need to keep them believing it is you because they are probably going to start think ing it is a telemarking call if they don't see your CallerID.

PPS: The program will only call each number one time, period. So if the number has already been called that is it.

Ball Toucher v2.0

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:12:33 -0500

No way brother can top me in this upgraded challenge "Ball Toucher"

PS: Don't leave the tube or you immediately lose all your lives instantly.

The Tumbler

(My high is now 30265.)

Ball Toucher

nospam@example.com (he) — Tue, 6 Jun 2006 13:38:35 -0500

Here is a game I know that I am going to have no chance to beat my brothers in...

Ball Toucher

This will be about 2 seconds of play for bro#4 with his highly-polished ball touching skillz...but my high is 10004 points.

PS: I find it extra hilarious that they play Michael Jackson music in the background.

Dubya F-y-z-i-k-s

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:32:43 -0500

Not really any goal to this one...just beat G.W. like a ragdoll as physics determines his fall thru space. (Grab him with the mouse and give him a toss if he gets stuck.)

Fallin' Dubya

...strangely addicting...

[Flash]: Streaking

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:01:32 -0600

Time to see how good your streaking skillz are:

The Streaking Game

PS: Now that my sister is better than my brother at these games I am only going to bother talking about her in these challenges...I mean come on...I only want to play against the best.