weier.net - MO + IA + CO

Someone Needs This

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:35:55 -0500

Iowan Cougar Photos

nospam@example.com (he) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 22:29:02 -0600

A site has (supposed) photos of the wife/cougar and her cougar bait.

The Carroll Times Herald covers cougar saying, "I'm a victim!"

OMG, Iowan Cougar v2.0

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:45:33 -0600

Cougar Drunk Off Rocker, Anonymous Sex...Now Fired From Job

Iowan Cougar On The Prowl

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:46:49 -0600

Getting charged would be bad enough but being "released to [her] husband" is probably A LOT worse.

Two Cited for Bathroom Sex At Metrodome

Sweet, Sweet Darwinism In Action

nospam@example.com (he) — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:23:18 -0600

If only he had gotten both...

Robbery Suspect Shoots Self in Genitals

Cat Fight!!!!

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:29:51 -0500

I bet these people were from Missouri...

Women Fight in Center Lane of I-694

VIDEO!

Damn, Don't Be Single in MN

nospam@example.com (he) — Mon, 2 Apr 2007 15:45:50 -0500

Man, what a bunch of losers MN men are...

Minnesota #1 in both "Shyest Men" and "Loneliest Women"

MN women...you better just get out and start making it happen...cuz god knows you are going to have to carry their lazy asses after you marry them anyhow...so you might as well start now and make the first move.

Filthy Nebraskans

nospam@example.com (he) — Mon, 5 Feb 2007 15:17:15 -0600

Nebraskans are infecting our pure Minnesotan boys!

Nebraskan Possible Source of Wrestling Herpes

Backstory: Wrestling Suspension

Something Fishy In St. Louis

nospam@example.com (he) — Fri, 3 Nov 2006 12:44:37 -0600

Kids stealing penguins from the Zoo?

"Missery" Makes Yet Another List

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 1 Nov 2006 10:35:04 -0600

Wow...the Cardinals finally win the big one and then St. Louis/Missouri gets pooped on again...

St. Louis Most Dangerous City in America

PS: Check out the 22nd Best in the Metropolitan Areas chart...I got sisters in both bestish and worst!!!

St. Louis Mayor Disputes Ranking

Coloradans Are Drunks

nospam@example.com (he) — Thu, 5 Oct 2006 11:55:34 -0500

...well, at least the furry ones.

Drunk Black Bear in Lyons, CO

(Make sure to watch the video.)

Well-Done Wienie

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:02:42 -0500

Yikes! Glad I don't own a fondue set.

Penis set on fire with fondue fuel

I bet one of you Missourians will try to defend your state and say "hey! This happened in Canada! That is not Missouri News of the Weird"...but isn't it weird the Kansas City Star reported it? Yes, very weird. Here is an actual Canadian version of the full story: http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/National/2006/09/13/1833933-sun.html

I wonder if I should have gone with another title?

"Penis Fondue"?

Drunk(?) vs. Bikes

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:50:10 -0500

sis#2 and in-laws were in this...(but was not involved in the accident/drunken crash - thank jebus)

3 bicyclists in Moonlight Ramble are struck by hit-and-run driver

What Would Jesus Dodge?

nospam@example.com (he) — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:15:59 -0500

Get hit by someone's dodgeball? Kick 'em in the dodgeballs...

Dodgeball Game Leads to Assault Charges

Would You Like to Super Size Your Misdemeanor?

nospam@example.com (he) — Wed, 1 Mar 2006 13:49:08 -0600

[NOTE: I have expanded the "Missouri" category to become "Missouri + Iowa"...since it is starting appear that freaky things happen in a corridor south of us rather than just in Missouri.]

Let's see...I don't want to pay $500 in fines...how about I fake my own death?

Woman Fakes Death To Avoid Paying Traffic Tickets