timewasters

My tiny little brain can't get anywhere close to beating this thing....good game though...

   Split Words

(10 words, 0 errors, level 3....at least I still am smarter than bro #4.)

PS: This game must be British since some words they wish you to put together are Queen's English...just to make it even more challenging than it already is.

A nice little time waster...

   Future Weapons: NLOS Cannon

...you aren't reading this after I told you not to are you?

   ...click. then just start wiggling the mouse...

Basically Sonic the Hedgehog

   Adventures of Fancy Pants Man

(I made it past World 1 with 174 @'s (or whatever they are) before quitting to write this.)

I was tipped off to a survey that calculates whether your brain is male or female.

...and it turns out the news isn't good. I have possibly been living a lie all these years. The survey (after about 15 minutes of pretty intense interaction) pumps out a result of either 100% male or 100% female or somewhere on a sliding scale inbetween. I was exactly at 0% either -- dead center. (My cached results page)

Now I have to make the tough decision whether I want to go only living as a boy or switch over to girl.

Oh Internet...why didn't you save me years ago?

Game Over before it even starts for bro#4....

Type the word under the advancing enemy to destroy it - type "fullhealth" and "detonate" to collect those powerups...then just try to last as long as you can.

   QWERTY Warriors

My first game was 36,XXX on [Hard]....more to come.

In the continuing fantastic viral marketing campaign being put on by Snakes on a Plane, they now have a website where you can have Samuel L. Jackson call anyone you want and give them a threatening message if they don't go see Snakes on a Plane.

   http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com

They pre-recorded only so many names for him to say...so keep messing with spelling and abbreviations of names until you find one he can say. The options for profession, physical trait and vehicle are pretty comprehensive as well.

PS: Make sure to put in your phone number correctly because it delivers that as the CallerID number that is making the call...and since it takes up to 10 seconds for Mr. Jackson to begin speaking...you need to keep them believing it is you because they are probably going to start think ing it is a telemarking call if they don't see your CallerID.

PPS: The program will only call each number one time, period. So if the number has already been called that is it.

No way brother can top me in this upgraded challenge "Ball Toucher"

PS: Don't leave the tube or you immediately lose all your lives instantly.

   The Tumbler

(My high is now 30265.)

Here is a game I know that I am going to have no chance to beat my brothers in...

   Ball Toucher

This will be about 2 seconds of play for bro#4 with his highly-polished ball touching skillz...but my high is 10004 points.

PS: I find it extra hilarious that they play Michael Jackson music in the background.

Not really any goal to this one...just beat G.W. like a ragdoll as physics determines his fall thru space. (Grab him with the mouse and give him a toss if he gets stuck.)

   Fallin' Dubya

...strangely addicting...

Time to see how good your streaking skillz are:

   The Streaking Game

PS: Now that my sister is better than my brother at these games I am only going to bother talking about her in these challenges...I mean come on...I only want to play against the best.