Mona's White Chocolate Popcorn

My coworker brought this stuff to a company potluck. It sat unloved in the middle of the table while all the things covered in cheese and chocolate got eaten because, frankly, it looks like regular ol' boring popcorn. It that sat there until the first person took a bite and yelled "DAMN! What is on this stuff?" as he dove headlong into the bowl. Soon an all out fistfight broke out as every person tried to get their hands into the bowl at once.

Mona's White Chocolate Popcorn 4 oz white chocolate chips 1/3 tbsp Crisco/shortening 1 bag (which is usually around 4 cups) of microwave popcorn (less buttery is preferable - but don't get no-butter either) Melt chocolate and shortening in a double boiler until completely melted (to the consistency of approximately ranch dressing)...while simultaneously popping the popcorn. Best case scenario is that they both hit the giant mixing bowl piping hot. Mix until coated. Lay out on wax paper-ed cookie sheet(s) and into the fridge to cool to reduce the chocolate getting a change to make the popcorn soggy while drying. Commence the eating orgy.